January 2012
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“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...”
– Woody Allen
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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“Daydream delusion Limousine eyelash Oh, baby, with your pretty face Drop a...”
– Viennese variation of a bum, Before Sunrise (1995)
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“I’m jealous and I’m trusting. It’s cognitive dissonance.”
– Gil Pender, (Owen Wilson) Midnight in Paris
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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“You two are just threatened because I’m a single guy moving in on your...”
– Mashall, How I Met Your Mother 2x05 World’s Greatest Couple
Dec 18th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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Dec 1st
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